Don’t miss the current Onion’s parody of the gay marriage debate, which recasts it in terms of library privileges. “No one’s preventing gays from using libraries – they’re fully welcome to walk into them, browse all they want, and sit down and flip through any book they choose, even in the reference section…. But to issue them the same library cards as a regular American citizen would demean what our nation’s library cards stand for.” Priceless.