What with one thing and another my greying curls have grown down to my shoulders lately. Now I hear that at a meeting this week someone who couldn’t remember my name identified me as that guy in ITS with the long blond hair. Apparently feminine hearts fluttered – we have a guy in ITS with long blond hair? – until an enumeration of his projects established that it was only Peter.

So … hmmm … go platinum?

No. I am a child of the sixties. My hair rebellion idiom is length, not colour.