Words to a Child
Daughter, it is true that you have discovered YouTube, and that many of the videos of cute cats have songs from the olden days for their soundtracks, and that one of those songs is Kung Fu Fighting. And daughter, it is true that that song is of your parents’ generation. But – and the importance of these words may not be clear to you for many years, but I say them now and hope you will remember – that song was not our fault. There was nothing we could do. Nothing.
Of course you couldn't do anything, not with your fists moving like lightning and all.